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[About two days after Dave forcibly confiscated Addie J's Taggies and washed them over her strenuous objections] ADDIE J [snuggled up to some Taggies]: MMMM, Daddy! These smell good now, because they’re stinky again! [Spoiler: no. They don't.] ****************** JULIE: Oh hey, look, Dave: you know how there’s so much written on the calendar that we can never figure out [...]  email this post...Category: Dave, Family, Random Moments, The "J" / Comments: 2 comments and counting Ick. This is Taylor Momsen, formerly the adorable Cindy Lou Who– and now the worrisome Cindy Lou Who-Is-Looking-After-This-Poor-Girl (see how I did that?). You guys, she is only 17 years old!! Does she have no adult to tell her that this “4am Whore” look is not a good idea?? I am literally clutching my pearls over the transformation [...] email this post...Category: Culture, Gabby, Hot Mess of the Week, The "J" / Comments: 1 comment so far... This photo perfectly captures yesterday's zoo experience. I feel you, kid. I took the kids to the zoo yesterday, and can we all agree that the zoo is not the great, fun activity it always seems like it will be at the outset? Here are the events surrounding the zoo trip: 1. Took kids to Target [...] email this post...Category: Cameron, Dining Out, Family, Food, Gabby, Random Moments, The "J" / Comments: 1 comment so far... I hate “Adventure Time.” I hate everything about it. I hate the way it’s drawn, I hate its stupid theme song, I hate the subject matter, I hate the vocal performances and the color palette makes my left eyelid twitch. So naturally, it stands to reason that my girls would adore it. Addie J refers to [...] Actually, these are the exact two pets we have. I hate them both so much. Do me a favor: the next time I say something like, “Let’s get the girls some Pillow Pets. You know those fur-covered pillows shaped like animals? They’ll love those, don’t you think? It can’t be that hard to keep them Velcroed into [...] 1. When I told Dave about the DRTBAG license plate, he suggested that maybe this guy meant “Dr. Teabag.” As if that’s better. 2. Gabby hurled her Weenie Wednesday hot dog and fries all over the van; also the Target parking lot; also Addie J’s feet as she sat helpless and freaking in her carseat. I [...] Addie J fell asleep in the car, then woke up filled with distress. “MOM!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!” she started shrieking. I was all, “It’s okay, J, I’m right here,” trying to reach her leg and drive at the same time. But she totally and vehemently rejected my overtures. You see, in the dream she was having, I [...] During this time, the coach was explaining the plan for the entire week. Addie J heard nothing as she was busy tracking the progress of a pillbug. Addie J had her very first soccer camp this morning. She’s in that camp with the charming young gentlemen from Ireland or England, who have snazzy accents and [...] …..from our last two days in the city. On Tuesday my mom, Jill and her girls accompanied us to the Field Museum. Then the kids and I plus Cammy’s friend stayed overnight downtown and spent Wednesday kicking around the city. Here is some of the crap that went down: 1. Addie started the trip by skidding [...] email this post...Category: Cameron, Culture, Dining Out, Family, Gabby, The "J" / Comments: 2 comments and counting We took the kids miniature golfing this evening– or more accurately, we took the kids “Whack a Golf Ball Repeatedly Into the Stream and Take Turns Realizing You Need to Poop”-ing this evening. On the way home, Gabby asked me if there was such a thing as mini golf when I was a kid. [...] email this post...Category: Cameron, Dave, Family, Gabby, Random Moments, The "J" / Comments: Be the first... |
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