Well, it’s a goddamn Festivus miracle, because the Thanksgiving Overlord known as Marney sat down and twitched uncomfortably had a conversation with the writers in charge of the Awkward Family Photos website. Because I love you all so much, I have embedded the interview below- even though I’m supposed to be making salads per […]
…. Having to let someone else do it while you watch.
Also I need to go out and buy a whole bunch of special dance makeup, plus some kind of foam roller deal, to make a big swoop in the front of Gabby’s hair for one of her dance competitions. I’ve been […]
Over the weekend I came across a recipe for “meatloaf” made with lentils. The creator, a vegan looking for ways to recreate comfort food without the meat products, suggested that her Lentil Loaf would be the perfect Thanksgiving centerpiece.
Now, I’m not bashing vegan food. In fact, I rarely […]
…That I happened to take a close look at the labeling on Dave’s vitamin bottle this morning.
I’ll just leave this here without further comment:
I’ve been searching the Interwebs for Thanksgiving horror stories for you all this morning. Hilariously, I found the old standby “Marney” letter and then two of my own. So here, for your Thanksgiving edification, are some Thanksgiving stories you are glad you weren’t a part of. Enjoy!
Here’s the Marney […]
Yesterday afternoon, Cameron said to me, “Hey– you know those train tracks we go over?” I replied, “Which ones?” And, rolling his eyes, he said, “YOU know- those TRAIN TRACKS. Not the FIRST ones– the SECOND ones.” I asked where we went when we passed these tracks, and Cam said, “Never mind, Mom. I […]
CAM: Hey Mom: what kind of mustache should I grow?
JULIE: You should grow a mustache just like mine.
CAM: Well, Mom– I’m […]
So I had to stop everything yesterday for a migraine. That’s so irritating. While vacuuming the dining room today, I found a small chip of wood, which appears […]