If You’re Having Trouble…

I would also accept as a gift, this Care Bears van.

I would also accept as a gift, this Care Bears van.

…finding a Christmas gift for me, then it’s your lucky day.  Based on what I saw today on the highway, I clearly need a powder-blue Altima with chrome EVERYWHERE, baby shoes hanging from the rear-view, and a giant decal on both sides that reads “Bad Chick,” in the kind of script you’d see on a wedding invitation. 

Seriously.  I think I would move into that thing if I owned it.  I would sleep in it, I would make dinner in it, I would take it to the car wash, roll down the windows, and shower in it.  It’s so wrong that it’s right.


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