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Addie J was watching TV and just suddenly started bawling. “NO!!! NO!!!! It’s OFF!!!!!!!” she was screaming, and indeed, the TV did have that blue screen of death. So I walked over and looked for the remote. Not in its usual spot; “Addie? Do you have the remote?” I asked.
“It’s a beautiful day!” she responded, beaming at me with her alligator tears sparkling on her cheeks.
“Addie? Do you have the remote?” I asked again.
“I love you so much, Mommy! You are so beautiful!”
“….Addie?….”
Turns out she ordered so much porn and so many recent releases (and I’m not talking about the porn!! Zing!!) that she overloaded our account. It’s super-fun to call Comcast and tell them that your 3-year-old is the one who ordered all the porn, by the way.
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Best. Episode. Ever.
and how did that conversation go? hahahaahahaha!
This is the same daughter that had a propensity to strip @ the kids center @ your gym right?? Hmmm
Sure Julie…your daughter ordered all the porn. Riiiiiiiight.
This child continues to amuse me! I just love her. I laughed out loud at this one ~ thanks Julie!! Jen @ Marquette Group
I laughed out loud at this one!! What a crazy little kid she is
Nessy from SN
Tobin will you please stop telling everyone all my shameful stories. What happens at the kids center, stays at the kids center.