More quotable quotes…

Dave and Addie J always come and have lunch with me on Wednesdays, which are the days that I’m running around from Columbia College to JJC.   The two of them meet me in my classroom with takeout (isn’t that awesome, by the way?).  Addie usually her lunch, then demands that I put Spongebob on the projector and spends the rest of the time drawing on the whiteboard.  Yesterday she was in rare form and said the following things:

“Mommy, don’t fweak out.”

“Hi Dad!  You are not gonna stop me!”

“Mommy, Daddy says don’t fweak out.” (Which I solemnly declare I was not doing)

“MOMMY I SAW A BOY AND A GIRL IN DA HALL!!!!!!!  ARE DEY YOUR CLASS?!?!?!??!  HEY, BOY AND GIIIIIIIRLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Hi!  We here so Mommy can poop!” [This was a complete fabrication.  We were just in the restroom to wash hands]

And this format cannot properly convey the Crazy Eyes she was giving us the entire time…. but she did mysteriously start throwing “Metal Lives” horns at dinnertime. 

I’m in over my head with this kid.