In Retrospect, I Can’t Believe I Didn’t See This Coming.

Piss off, Jiminy. And stay out of my car.

[In the Saab with Gabby, after buying 36 live crickets for Cameron’s lizard. The crickets are in a clear plastic bag tied off with a rubber band.]

JULIE [driving]: Ew. Can you hear the crickets crawling around in the bag, Gabby?

GABBY: Yes!! I want to hold the bag!

JULIE [passes it back]: Here you go. Remember that I don’t want 36 crickets all over inside my Saab, so don’t open the–

GABBY: MOM THE BAG IS OPEN!!!! IT’S OPEN, MOM!!! I DIDN’T MEAN ITO! IDIDN’T MEAN– OH NO, MOM! CRICKETS ARE COMING OUT!!!!!!AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! CRICKETTTTTTTSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I actually don’t even want to talk about it any more.


    3 comments to In Retrospect, I Can’t Believe I Didn’t See This Coming.

    • Denise Metanias

      Once, Joey had these little frogs that he had to feed crickets to and he had a bag of them in his room one night when the bag opened and we had crickets all over his room. OH, and he wouldn't get them, he made George come in his room to capture them! LOL

    • Maribeth Kardas Hallahan

      put the lizard in the car for his next meal?

    • Teresa LasCola Sarna

      Seriously funny stuff! If you see anytime later today and I'm laughing, this is why.

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