And This is How We Get Ready to Go to the Water Park.

CAM: Mom, can I go outside?

JULIE: No, I need you guys to get your jobs done so we can go to the water park.

CAM: What!?!?!?!? We’re going to the water park today?!?!?!?

JULIE: …Yeah. You know, how we’ve been talking about that for a couple of days now?

CAM: Ohmygosh YOU GUYS WE HAVE TO CLEAN UP SO WE CAN GO TO THE WATER PARK!!!!!!!!!

ADDIE J [naked, for some reason]: Hi Mom.

JULIE: Hi, JJ. Want to put some clothes on, or not really?

ADDIE J: No, not really. I’m cleaning.

JULIE: Oh, okay. Is your room cleaned up?

ADDIE J: Yep! I made my bed!

JULIE: Did you pick up all your toys and clothes?

ADDIE J: Ooooh. Better go back up there.

[Taio Cruz’ “Break Your Heart” can now be heard at top volume from upstairs.] 

GABBY [wearing her Hermione Granger robe over her bathing suit]: Hi Mom.

JULIE: Hi, Gabs.

GABBY: I was wondering…… since this is kind of like a coverup…..

JULIE: You can wear it if you want to– but it will probably get ruined.

GABBY: Okaythanksbye!!!!!!

CAM [from upstairs] : MOM? IS IT OKAY IF I DON’T CLEAN OUT THE CRICKET HABITAT UNTIL LATER?

JULIE: SURE, IF YOU DON’T WANT TO LEAVE UNTIL LATER.

[Grumbling can be heard from upstairs]

ADDIE J: Mom, do all people have to wear clothes to the water park?

JULIE: Yeah.

ADDIE J: I’ll wear sunscream……

JULIE: I don’t want to get arrested, sweetheart.

ADDIE J: I don’t want to wear clothes!!

JULIE: You don’t want to wear pants?

ADDIE J: No!!!!!!

JULIE: What about a jacket?

ADDIE J: Noooo!!!!!!!!

JULIE: Well then, you want to wear a sweater?

ADDIE J: NOOOO! I want to only wear a bathing suit and a coverup!!!!!!! Can I just wear a bathing suit and cover up?

JULIE: That will be fine.

ADDIE J: Thanks Mom!!!!! [runs upstairs] KIDS!!!!! WE DON’T HAVE TO WEAR ANY PANTS!!!!!!!!

CAM: ….. Mom…?

JULIE: You should be wearing pants, Cam.

CAM: That’s what I thought….

[loud thud from upstairs, followed by short scream, followed by silence.]

JULIE: What was that?

GABBY: Nothing!!!!! Don’t come up here!!!!!!!!

It’s a wonder we ever manage to leave the house, actually.

 

 

 

 


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