I’ll Leave You With This:

I just came home– I had one glass of wine so I’m stone cold sober– and opened up the kitchen closet to hang up my jacket. The aluminum foil box fell out of its rack and I tried to catch it– remember, totally sober.

And instead of catching it, I simply sliced open my finger on the cutting edge.

Right??? I’m probably going to need a tourniquet and at the very least my finger will need to be amputated from the gangrene. Merry Christmas!!

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