Late-in-the-Day Friday Bullet Blog

  • I am literally too lazy to check my voicemail.
  • My mother-in-law gave me a gigantic bag of Pumpkin Seed Tortilla Chips. She is entirely responsible for how fat they will make my ass.
  • The school dropoff line continues to suck. How is it that no one is getting any better at this?
  • I am amazed at what people are willing to sell on a Garage Sale Facebook page. Like, things that I would have thrown out without a second glance, they are spending their time and energy to photograph with flattering filters, and offering to meet the buyer for pickup– all for like $3.00.
  • Or else they’re listing something for 2-3 times its value. Sometimes I want to post a comment that just says “HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!”
  • You can tell by the level of my snark, whether I’ve had things go my way today. And why I’m currently stuffing my face with Pumpkin Seed Tortilla Chips.
  • …But my best buddy Dave is on his way home after a too-long trip to Boston. So I’m pretty sure my mood is set to improve. Have a great weekend!

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